The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Sandy Helberg: Officer Clark

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Quotes 

• Officer Clark : [singing to the theme of Lawrence of Arabia]  Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English Guy. He came to fight the Turkish.

• Officer Clark : Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache?

  Bimbeau : You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass.

• Officer Clark : [to Duke at a traffic light]  OK asshole, pull this yellow piece of shit around the corner here... you got me? Hear that? Move it!... Right now, asshole!

  [Duke dumps the clutch and burns away from the traffic stop, leaving Clark looking confused] 

  Wheatly : [yells out the window of his GTO as they pass Clark still in the street]  Hey Officer Clark, are you lost or something?

• Officer Clark : [arguing over the song Lawrence of Arabia]  Somewhere I know that someone I think wrote lyrics to that song!