Sissy : You a real cowboy?
Bud : Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is?
Sissy : Know how to do 2-step?
Bud : You bet.
Sissy : Wanna prove it?
Bud : Now, you gotta learn something - there are just certain things a girl cain't do.
Sissy : Name one.
Marshall : I can name serval, pissin' on the side of a wall, gettn laid while your pants are still on...
Sissy : Why would you want to?
Sissy : My legs are sweatin', momma.
Sissy : I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!
Bud : What happened to your face?
Sissy : Got hit.
Bud : [referring to Wes Hightower] He hit you?
Bud : [beat] I am going to KILL that son of a BITCH!
[storms off]
Sissy : I brought ya some coffee.
Bud : Get me a beer.
Sissy : Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work -
Bud : JUST GET ME A BEER!
Sissy : Yessir.
Sissy : Uncle Bob wanted you to be happy. Are you happy?
Bud : Yep, yes I am. You?
Sissy : Yep, I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
Bud : And I got what I wanted. I finally got myself a real lady.
Pam : Bud, the family car's waiting.
Bud : The family car's waiting.
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