Eating Raoul (1982)
Paul Bartel: Paul Bland
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Quotes
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Paul : Why don't you go to bed, honey? I'll bag the Nazi and straighten up.
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Sex Shop Salesman : Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
Paul : Trail mix?
Sex Shop Salesman : I was making a joke.
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Paul : It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.
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Paul : [to Mary, after killing someone] Well, there's one consideration. If you'd done what he asked, he would have died anyway.
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Sex Shop Salesman : Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and...
[pulls out huge vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman : Alien.
Paul : Just give me the cheapest one.
Sex Shop Salesman : Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?
[pokes Paul on shoulder with "Alien" vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman : Isn't that what you meant?
Paul : [intimidated] Yes.
Sex Shop Salesman : That's what I thought you meant!
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Sex Shop Salesman : But I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
Paul : For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
Sex Shop Salesman : [shouts] Sure!
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Paul : Mary, if we call it the Country Kitchen, can the specialty still be the Bland Enchilada?
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Doris the Dominatrix : You look like you need discipline, slave.
Paul : I have to go, really. We're having a friend to dinner.
Doris the Dominatrix : Lick my boot, pig!
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Mary : I just don't know why they let swingers in the building.
Paul : Because they're so transient, that's why. They're always pairing up and switching off and moving in and moving out and the landlords get to raise the rent every 10 minutes.
Mary : Sexual liberation. Just look what it's brought us.
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Paul : She's some madwoman who attacks people with a whip. She was at that swingers party.
Mary : She gave you her card?
Paul : She gave everybody her card.
Mary : That's disgusting.
Paul : Apparently, a lot of swingers enjoy that sort of thing.
Mary : I don't mind a *little* hugging and kissing. But that...