Eating Raoul (1982)
John Paragon: Sex Shop Salesman
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Quotes
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Sex Shop Salesman : Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
Paul : Trail mix?
Sex Shop Salesman : I was making a joke.
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Sex Shop Customer : Have you got the latest issue of Nuns and Nazis?
Sex Shop Salesman : Tuesday.
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Sex Shop Salesman : Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and...
[pulls out huge vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman : Alien.
Paul : Just give me the cheapest one.
Sex Shop Salesman : Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?
[pokes Paul on shoulder with "Alien" vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman : Isn't that what you meant?
Paul : [intimidated] Yes.
Sex Shop Salesman : That's what I thought you meant!
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Sex Shop Salesman : But I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
Paul : For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
Sex Shop Salesman : [shouts] Sure!
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Sex Shop Salesman : Hey, you taste it, you're gonna buy it, alright?