The Bill (1984–2010)

Gary Lucy: PC Will Fletcher, TDC Will Fletcher, DC Will Fletcher

Quotes 

• PC Will Fletcher : You got a minute?

  DC Jo Masters : Errr... no, as it happens, I don't... Wanna know why? I've just come from court... three months I spent preparing for that court appearance... an entire rainforest has died to provide the amount of paperwork I've submitted... the electricity bill for the unpaid overtime I've clocked, has irrevocably changed the earth's climate... and ya know what? The judge throws it out on the first day of trial, on a technicality. So no, I don't have a minute... I wanna sit at ma desk... I wanna eat a cream-filled chocolate eclair... and I wanna surf the net for holidays in the Seychelles...