Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)

Lawrence Davidson: President of France

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• Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Obviously, Mr. President, so as not to limit our choice, I will omit sex, height, weight, race, and nationality. Ready, Aldous?

  Aldous : Ready, Charles.

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Age: 61. Senior officer. IQ...

  [looking closer at his paper, then stifling a giggle] 

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : ...genius. Specialities: judo, kung fu, Okinawan weaponry, karate expert...

  [stifling more laughter] 

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : ...black belt. Expert ma... ma... marksman. Fearless. Courageous. A born leader.

  [laughing so hard, he can't continue] 

  Dave : Is that it, Chief?

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : [still stifling his laughter]  Mm-hmm.

  Dave : Select.

  Aldous : Coming right up.

  President of France : [it hums as it processes]  What is he humming?

  Deputy Commissioner : It sounds like "Moon River"... backwards.