Max Dugan Returns (1983)
Matthew Broderick: Michael McPhee
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Quotes
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Michael McPhee : Can you make money from philosophy?
Max Dugan : Yeah, if you have the right one.
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Michael McPhee : He's gonna go into philosophy.
Nora McPhee : Why?
Michael McPhee : 'Cause that's what he wanted.
Nora McPhee : Who told you that?
Michael McPhee : Mr. Wittgenstein.
Nora McPhee : Who's Mr. Wittgenstein?
Michael McPhee : Mr. Parker.
Nora McPhee : Mr. Parker is Mr. Wittgenstein?
[doorbell rings]
Nora McPhee : Umm... oh... what did he tell you?... Look, don't go into uhh, what's his name's room. I think there's something severely wrong with him!
[doorbell again]
Max Dugan : Uh, do you want me to get that?
Nora McPhee : It's the police!
Max Dugan : Nevermind.
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[last lines]
Michael McPhee : [seeing the Mercedes drive by] It that?
Nora McPhee : My God, he's gonna drive to Brazil.
Nora McPhee : [waving] So long pop...
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Michael McPhee : [looking at the new refrigerator] It has an ice crusher!
Nora McPhee : Don't crush ice! Don't crush anything! It's a mistake! It doesn't belong to us!
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Max Dugan : My name isn't Parker.
Michael McPhee : Its not?
Max Dugan : No. Its Wittgenstein.
Michael McPhee : Wittgenstein?
Max Dugan : Gus Wittgenstein.
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Max Dugan : [Mike points the camcorder at Max] No, Mike, not me.
Michael McPhee : Why not?
Max Dugan : Well, certain primitive tribes believe that pictures steal your soul, and I don't have too much soul.
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Max Dugan : You won it.
Nora McPhee : What?
Max Dugan : On a TV show.
Nora McPhee : I was never on a TV show!
Max Dugan : It was one of those TV shows you don't have to be on. I was finishing up the breakfast dishes when there's a knock at the door , and in comes a lawyer with a blue suit...
Nora McPhee : No.
Max Dugan : No?
Nora McPhee : No, no. I don't think I won this, I never won anything in my life. This is a mistake!
Max Dugan : But it had your name and address on the invoice. I signed for you. Now, she'll probably have to go down and do a few publicity pictures but the stuff is yours.
Michael McPhee : Maybe it's on the six o'clock news!
Nora McPhee : It's not on the six o'clock news, just turn that off and put everything down... a man with a blue suit, huh?
