Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

Mal Jones: Mayor Abernathy

Quotes 

• Reverend Flavel : [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised]  Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!

  Mickey : [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder]  Now.

  Reverend Flavel : CLEARLY I say this to thee...

  Commissioner Hurley : [on the tape]  Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!

  [the guy he was pointing to mouths, "Me?"] 

  Commissioner Couch : [on the tape]  Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!

  Commissioner Hurley : [on the tape]  If you wore a cape like that, you could give your secretary a flying fuck!

  [a mother covers her young daughter's ears, but clearly too late] 

  Mayor Abernathy : [on the tape]  Look at that snatch!

  Woman at Rally : Oh My God!

  [faints] 

  Little Girl : Oh, Mother.

  Commissioner Couch : [on the tape]  Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of this one?

  Reverend Flavel : [to Mayor]  You Scum!

  Mayor Abernathy : [on the tape]  Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!

  [audience starts booing loudly]