Night Court (1984–1992)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone, Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone
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Quotes
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[after an electrician uses ashes from an urn in a coffee maker to test the circuit]
Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : That wasn't herb tea... that was Herb!
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Harry Stone : [to a defendant] Well, I'm gonna find the defendant guilty of assault and battery, and Mr. Gunther, I am gonna give you two days in the slammer. Because you've got to learn, that this is not funny, no matter what you think of the man's musical talent!
[we see the victim who has a harmonica stuffed in his mouth]
Dan Fielding : Be grateful it was your mouth.
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Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : If I had a dime for every woman...
Assistant District Attorney Daniel Reinhold Fielding : You could make a phone call.
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Bull Shannon : [approaches the cafeteria table where everyone is sitting. He is wearing boxers and a t-shirt] Hi, guys.
Harry Stone : Bull?
Bull Shannon : Oh, don't worry, Your Honor. I'm just having one of those dreams where you show up to work in your underwear.
Harry Stone : Bull, this isn't a dream.
Bull Shannon : It's not?
[everyone shakes their heads]
Bull Shannon : Yikes!
[Bull runs out]
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[during a Christmas episode, Harry happens to look outside of his chambers, and sees a reindeer in the hallway]
Harry Stone : [running back into chambers] Everyone, come quick, you have to see this!
[everyone runs out into the hallway. Selma is standing where the reindeer was]
Bull Shannon : It's Selma!
Harry Stone : Selma, did you see that?
Selma Hacker : I saw it, all right.
[she begins to walk away. Everyone runs to where she was standing]
Selma Hacker : If you think I'm cleaning that up, you're out of your mind.
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Public Defender Liz Williams : [watching a videotape of a couple having public sex in Central Park] They're breaking the law, alright.
Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : Of gravity.
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[after Christine makes a joke]
Harry Stone : She is to comedy what Roy Rogers is... to comedy.
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Harry T. Stone : Fifty dollars plus time served.
