EastEnders (1985– )

Shane Richie: Alfie Moon, Alfie

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• Nana Moon : Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.

  Alfie : Come on then, get your coat.

• Alfie : You know what they say, darlin', the course of true love never runs smooth.

  Kat : I don't want smooth, just something that's less like roller-blading down the Himalayas with a rocket up me backside.