- Adrian Mole: Why are you always picking on me?
- Bully: Because I hate anyone who wears flared trousers!
- Adrian Mole: That's no reason.
- Pandora: Let's go! We shall, we shall wear red socks. We shall, we shall wear red socks.
- Adrian Mole: It's strange to think of Bert having a love life, isn't it?
- Pandora: Disgusting's the word for it.