Crimewave (1985)
Reed Birney: Vic Ajax
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Quotes
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Renaldo the Heel : Well, maybe I'm a heel.
Vic Ajax : Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.
Renaldo the Heel : Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.
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Vic Ajax : Hello, Colonel. How are you this evening?
Colonel Rodgers : Adequate. One mother-lovin' hell of a storm comin.' Know how I can tell? Steel plate
[clang]
Colonel Rodgers : in my head. Yes sir, Korea was no picnic.
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Arthur Coddish : [Is about to electrocute Vic] How do you like it, medium or well-done?
[Evil maniacal laughter]
Nancy : Victor!
Vic Ajax : Nancy!
[She throws him a baseball bat, and he smashes Arthur's machine with it]
Arthur Coddish : You broke my shocker!
Vic Ajax : Mister, you've done some bad things and I'm gonna deal out some swift justice!
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Vic Ajax : [after Nancy nearly got run over by the Exterminators] You maniacs! I've never seen anything like that... are you All right?
[Tries to open the door for her]
Vic Ajax : Oh, you've got the key!
Faron Crush : [the car backs up, and Crush comes out] One more thing child... don't you *ever* call me a maniac!
[Punches Vic in the face and bursts into maniacal laughter]