Fletch (1985)

Tim Matheson: Alan Stanwyk

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• Fletch : You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.

  Alan Stanwyk : Oh? And what was that?

  Fletch : Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.

• Alan Stanwyk : You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?

  Fletch : I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

• Alan Stanwyk : If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.

  Fletch : Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?

  Alan Stanwyk : It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.

  Fletch : Yeah, I assure you.

  Alan Stanwyk : One thousand just to listen? I don't see how you can pass that up, Mr...?

  Fletch : Nugent. Ted Nugent.

• Alan Stanwyk : I don't know if you know anything about bone cancer... Mr. Nugent, but it eats you up inside. Bit by bit.