Fletch (1985)

David W. Harper: Teenager

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Quotes 

• [driving away from police in car with startled teenager] 

  Teenager : Are you a cop?

  Fletch : As far as you know.

  Teenager : Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?

  Fletch : Why? Did you steal the car?

  Teenager : I sure did.

  Fletch : Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

• [Fletch is driving in the car with the Teenager] 

  Fletch : I always use a little chewing gum on these rides. It filters out the pollutants.

  Teenager : [Fletch swerves to avoid another car]  Oh shit!

  Fletch : Of course you've got some good grillwork there to keep out the ozone. I gotta get this thing up to 95, uh, check out the fluorocarbon output.