Fletch (1985)
Tony Longo: Detective #1
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Detective #1 : Got a gun, creep?
Fletch : Shamu's got one, borrow his.
Detective #1 : [searching Fletch] What have we here?
Fletch : That's my dick.
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[Fletch is being framed for drug possession by two very large cops]
Fletch : You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective #1 : You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
[Detective #2 blows Fletch a kiss]
Fletch : I'll... waive my rights.
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Detective #1 : [as Fletch enters his apartment, he is ambushed by two detectives] Surprise!
Detective #2 : [dragging Fletch over the wall] Come on, move, Move!
Detective #1 : Police! Spread 'em!
[Fletch assumes the position as the first detective pats him down]
Detective #1 : Got a gun, creep?
Fletch : Shamu's got one. Borrow his.
Detective #1 : [continues patting him down] What have we here?
Fletch : That's my dick.
Detective #1 : Oh, funny boy.
[the detective takes out a bag of heroin and drops it in front of Fletch's shoes]
Detective #1 : What have we here?
Detective #2 : Looks like heroin, Gene.
Fletch : [turns around] Hey, you just planted that.
Detective #1 : [point his gun at Fletch] What'd you say?
Fletch : You fellas want to read me my rights?
Detective #1 : You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me.
Fletch : [quietly] That's fine.
Detective #1 : You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.
[the second detective blows Fletch a farewell kiss]
Fletch : I'll waive my rights.