Beverly D'Angelo: Ellen Griswold
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Quotes
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[In England]
Ellen Griswold : Clark, you're driving on the wrong side of the road!
Clark Griswold : I realize that honey. I'm also on the wrong side of the car.
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Stewardess : Do you want something to drink?
Clark Griswold : [to Ellen] Honey, you want something?
Ellen Griswold : No thank you.
Clark Griswold : [to the Stewardess] I'll have a Coke.
Stewardess : Do you want that in the can?
Clark Griswold : [Clark turns and looks at the bathroom, then turns back at the Stewardess] No, I'll have it right here.
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Ellen Griswold : Clark, why don't we just forget the "Pig-in-a-Poke" itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people?
Clark Griswold : Honey, we're not normal people. We're the Griswolds.
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Ellen Griswold : [In their hotel room in England, Ellen opens a door, only to find a closet, and discovering there is no bathroom] Clark, there's no bathroom.
Clark Griswold : Of course there's a bathroom. Europeans go to the bathroom, don't they?
[Clark opens the door to his left to find another closet with a mattress inside]
Clark Griswold : Maybe they don't.
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Ellen Griswold : [dead silence as no-one is answering the final question] ... Clark!
Kent Winkdale, host of 'Pig in a Poke' : That's it. Clark... of Lewis and Clark. And the Griswold's are our grand prize winners!
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Ellen Griswold : Look back there!
Clark Griswold : Yeah, it's just a hooker. They're all over the place.
Ellen Griswold : Look who she's with!
[Clark looks back, and sees that Rusty is with the hooker]
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Jack : [Audrey is reading Jack's letter] Dear Audrey, I miss the shit out of you. Luckily, Debbie is been coming by to cheer me up.
Audrey Griswold : That bitch!
Ellen Griswold : Something that matter, Audrey?
Audrey Griswold : No.
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Ellen Griswold : I felt like staying in. I thought it would be really nice to be alone.
Clark Griswold : Honey, I could never go anywhere without you.
