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Lt. Mauser : [Mauser and Proctor are spying on Lassard greeting the new recruits in his office] So... these academy rats are going to save the precinct?
Proctor : Hey, personally, lieutenant, I hope they fall flat on their asses.
Lt. Mauser : That can be arranged, you know?
Proctor : What do you mean?
Lt. Mauser : Well, if they fail, I take over as commander of the precinct.
Lt. Mauser : So?
Lt. Mauser : So... we make sure they fail.
Proctor : Who?
Lt. Mauser : The new recruits.
Proctor : Why?
Lt. Mauser : If they fail, Lassard's out, I'm in. And I'm gonna need somebody to be the new watch commander. And you know who that's gonna be.
Proctor : [confused] Who?
Lt. Mauser : [annoyed] You, dickhead, you!
Proctor : Oh... oh... well, good idea.
Lt. Mauser : You're not playing with a full deck, are you?
Proctor : Oh, I don't play cards.
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Proctor : Hightower!
Hightower : Yo!
Lt. Mauser : Yo?
Hightower : Yo, sir!
Lt. Mauser : Yo, sir... You must be from the south! That's "Yes, sir." You got foot patrol.