Return to Oz (1985)

Denise Bryer: Billina

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Quotes 

• [regarding headless statues] 

  Dorothy : Look, Billina, these ones have lost their heads.

  Billina : Now, that's what I call just plain carelessness

• Billina : Some place for a chicken coop! How big is this pond anyway?

  Dorothy : I don't think it's a pond, Billina.

  [gets up and looks around] 

  Dorothy : I guess it is a pond.

  Billina : Hmm, told you so.

  Dorothy : Where did all the rest of the water go?

  Billina : Where did Kansas go? Ohh, this is some place for a chicken coop.

  Dorothy : When did you learn to talk anyway? I thought hens could only cluck and cackle.

  Billina : Strange, ain't it? How's my grammar?

• Billina : We come all this way to see a bunch a stiffs.

• Billina : What is this, a man or a melon?

  Jack Pumpkinhead : A pumpkin, if you please.

• Dorothy : Oh no...

  Billina : That's just a yellow brick.

  Dorothy : No, Billina. You don't understand. This *was* the yellow brick road. It leads to the Emerald City!

• Nome King : Don't you... know that... eggs are... poison?

  Billina : Poison, indeed!

  Nome King : Poison... poison to... nomes.

• Dorothy : Patented Clockwork Mechanical Man. Does everything but live. For Thinking, wind number 1 under left arm. For Speaking, wind number 2 under right arm. For Walking & Action, wind number 3, middle of back. Guaranteed to work perfectly for a thousand years.

  Billina : Aww, you don't believe that do ya?

  Dorothy : I don't know. I'll wind him up and we'll see.

• Dorothy : [as she puts on the Ruby Slippers]  AAAHH!

  Billina : Hurry, Dorothy!

  Dorothy : I am! I am!

  Scarecrow : Oh no! What are we going to do now?

  Dorothy : I wish all of us from Oz to return there safely and for the Emerald City and all the people in it to be restored to life

  Dorothy : [Clicks her heels together three times. The group are transported to the Emerald City]