ALF (1986–1990)

Josh Blake: Jake Ochmonek

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Quotes 

• Jake Ochmonek : What are you, anyway?

  ALF : I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.

  Jake Ochmonek : Like what?

  ALF : Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.

• [Kate tries to help Jake to talk to a girl] 

  Kate : If it would be any help at all, you could practice on me.

  Jake Ochmonek : It wouldn't be the same, Mrs. Tanner. Laura's much more... she's beautiful.

  Kate : [coldly]  I see.

  [she leaves] 

  ALF : [to Jake]  You've got a way with women.

• Jake Ochmonek : Laura's very curious about her secret admirer, so I was thinking like actually saying something to her.

  ALF : Danger, Will Robinson.

• Jake Ochmonek : Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?

  ALF : 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.

• Willie : You know, Trevor. It seems this young man is a little Mister Fix-it.

  Lynn : Little Mister Fix-it. How cute.

  Jake Ochmonek : You want me, don't you?

• Jake Ochmonek : Can't I stay with the Tanners? I'm allergic to Kitch.

  Lynn : Go, enjoy. Drink the water. Adios!