ALF (1986–1990)

Andrea Elson: Lynn Tanner

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• [ALF and Lynn are trying to get their parents to stop fighting] 

  ALF : To get a couple back together on Melmac, we'd recreate the happiest moment of their marriage.

  Lynn : I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was.

  ALF : The day they met me?

  Lynn : Think again.

  ALF : The day after they met me.

  Lynn : Keep thinking.

  ALF : I can't. My brain hurts.

• ALF : All right. Let me see if I've got this reindeer thing straight. There's... uh... there's Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Cupid... Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

  Lynn : No, it's Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, Blitzen...

  ALF : Huey, Duey and Luey.

  Brian : No, those are ducks.

  ALF : Then how do they pull the sleigh?

• Lynn : You have a cousin named Blinky?

  ALF : Well, we call him that because he likes to eat lightbulbs.

• ALF : I'm on a new diet. I can eat as much of whatever I want.

  Lynn : And you lose weight that way?

  ALF : You do?

• Kate : Where's Lizard taking you?

  Lynn : To a science fiction movie. Something about this guy being shrunk and then injected into someone else.

  ALF : That's not science fiction. A friend of mine did that once. He took a wrong turn and got stuck in a guy's nose.

• [the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother] 

  Lynn : He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.

  ALF : I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.

  Willie : You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.

  ALF : I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.

• Lynn : Oh, Alf. What are we gonna do with you?

  ALF : I guess you'll have to love me as long as it lasts.

  Lynn : We will.

• Lynn : [giving ALF a haircut]  ALF, hold still. I want to get it even.

  ALF : Well, don't cut it too short. It'll look like I have a big schnoz.

  Kate : I didn't realize you were so concerned with your appearance.

  ALF : You think I wake up looking this good?

  Kate : [doorbell rings]  Doorbell.

  ALF : Hide in the kitchen, ALF. Hah! Beat ya to it.

  Lynn : Ahem. Two dollars, ALF. Pay up.

  ALF : Two dollars? I didn't even get my medicure.

  Lynn : Welcher!

• [ALF and Lynn are preparing a surprise dinner for Kate and Willie] 

  ALF : I just need to finish spit-shining these plates here.

  Lynn : [grabbing the plates]  That won't be necessary.

  ALF : Fine, let them eat off dirty dishes.

• Willie : You know, Trevor. It seems this young man is a little Mister Fix-it.

  Lynn : Little Mister Fix-it. How cute.

  Jake Ochmonek : You want me, don't you?

• [about ALF's "car"] 

  Lynn : What's that thing?

  ALF : It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo.

• Jake Ochmonek : Can't I stay with the Tanners? I'm allergic to Kitch.

  Lynn : Go, enjoy. Drink the water. Adios!