Armed and Dangerous (1986)

Eugene Levy: Norman Kane

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Quotes 

• Norman Kane : [17:30]  That's it? Just like that, huh?

  Maggie Cavanaugh : Mr. Kane, there are only two things that you have to remember - never fall asleep where anyone can see you and make sure your name is very clearly marked on your lunch.

  Norman Kane : Well, I can handle that.

• Judge : [9:15]  Mr. Kane, you are one of the worst lawyers I've ever known.

  Norman Kane : Well, then I move for a mistrial.

  Judge : Shut up!

• [Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze] 

  Sergeant Rizzo : [1:02:20]  What are you looking at you schmucks?

  [Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters] 

  Frank Dooley : [mimicking 'Divine']  Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles.

  Sergeant Rizzo : Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer.

  Norman Kane : [falsetto voice]  Oh, he gets so frisky every time he sees a badge.

  Frank Dooley : What are you doing later on tonight?

  Sergeant Rizzo : Take a walk you jerks!

  Norman Kane : [to Frank]  Come on, let's trot.

  Frank Dooley : Why can't you look this good?

  Norman Kane : Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.

  Sergeant Rizzo : [shoves Frank and Norman]  Move it!

  Frank Dooley : Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!

• [Frank and Norman are hiding in a overheated steam room] 

  Norman Kane : [54:16]  "Let's go in the steam room." Great plan, Frank! It's a good thing we didn't hide in the barbecue pit because Carlino would have had a sudden craving for ribs!

• Frank Dooley : Now, they're planning to hit this armored truck between here and Riverside. But we're gonna nail them first, right here at Seventh and Elm. Now, this where you come into it, Maggie. You arrange that Norm is driving that truck. That way he can lead Carlino's men to our rendezvous point where I will be waiting to catch them in the act.

  Norman Kane : I'm driving the truck?

  Frank Dooley : Yes, did I forget to mention that?

  Norman Kane : Yes, you did forget to mention that! I'm driving that truck? Sorry, but it sounds a little flaky now. This whole plan sounds dangerous. What if you're not there, Frank? Do you have a backup plan?

  Frank Dooley : There's no backup plan, buddy boy. This is it. I'll be there! You see the point is this, there's good guys and there's bad guys. There's right and there's wrong. And there comes a time in every man's life where he's got to take a stand. And this time is now!

  Norman Kane : You're right. I agree. You're right.

  Maggie Cavanaugh : Well, count me in.

  Frank Dooley : Thanks, Maggie.