Armed and Dangerous (1986)

Don Stroud: Sergeant Rizzo

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Quotes 

• [Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze] 

  Sergeant Rizzo : [1:02:20]  What are you looking at you schmucks?

  [Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters] 

  Frank Dooley : [mimicking 'Divine']  Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles.

  Sergeant Rizzo : Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer.

  Norman Kane : [falsetto voice]  Oh, he gets so frisky every time he sees a badge.

  Frank Dooley : What are you doing later on tonight?

  Sergeant Rizzo : Take a walk you jerks!

  Norman Kane : [to Frank]  Come on, let's trot.

  Frank Dooley : Why can't you look this good?

  Norman Kane : Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.

  Sergeant Rizzo : [shoves Frank and Norman]  Move it!

  Frank Dooley : Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!