Quotes
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Drootin : [checks his clipboard] Mezzanine? That your real name or what?
Conchita : Conchita Margarita Consuela Mario Henyas Mezzanine.
Drootin : [checks his clipboard again] Says here your from Guacamole. You LOOK like you're from Guacamole.
Conchita : Guacamolé
Drootin : Whatever!
Conchita : I have come to your country to learn the fast ways of feeding the starving peoples of the south!
Drootin : Well, you came to the right place, sister!
Sister Sara : Yes?
Drootin : No!
Sister Sara : Sorry.
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Russell Proco : Don't tell me, you forgot your dick.
Conchita : I want yours!
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Conchita : Oh, you fruitcake! What good are you? I come to this country to find a real man. And I will.
[slams the door]
Russell Proco : Bitch.