Head Office (1985)

Howard Busgang: Medic

Quotes 

• Gross' Secretary : [into the phone as a medic is trying to recessitate the dead Gross]  I'm sorry Mr. Gross isn't available.

  Yonge's Secretary : [voice]  Well, where is he?

  Gross' Secretary : Well, I wouldn't tell what Mr. Gross is doing right now. He's... being busy.

  Medic : [to Gross' Secretary]  He's dead.

  Gross' Secretary : [into the phone]  He's dead.

  Medic : [exits]  I'll call the coronor.

  Yonge's Secretary : [voice]  Well, let's make it after lunch.

  Gross' Secretary : After lunch is just as bad. Mr. Gross is dead. He'll still be dead after lunch.

  Yonge's Secretary : [voice]  Look, Mr. Yonge is a very busy man. He gets very upset...

  Gross' Secretary : Yes, I know Mr. Yonge gets upset when we cancel business meetings, but I regret to inform you that Mr. Gross has passed away.

  Yonge's Secretary : [voice]  Passed away? You mean you're not joking? He's really dead?

  Gross' Secretary : No longer alive, correct.

  Yonge's Secretary : [voice]  Try aspirin or if he's having a heart attack...

  Gross' Secretary : The man is dead! He's turning green as we speak. Mr. Gross is not going to make it to lunch and he's not going to make it to the meeting. So if Mr. Yonge wants to see Mr. Gross that badly, I'll ship Mrs. Gross' body down there by internal mail!