Howard the Duck (1986)

Paul Guilfoyle: Lieutenant Welker

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• [Howard has escaped] 

  Lieutenant Welker : How the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck?

  Officer Hanson : It's a duck hunt.

  Lieutenant Welker : Ah, yes, please don't, don't, don't start, please, please...

• Lieutenant Welker : [to Howard]  You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell.

  Officer Hanson : Lieutenant - what's the charge, sir?

  Lieutenant Welker : Illegal alien!

• Beverly : Excuse me, are you in charge here?

  Lieutenant Welker : Yeah, why?

  Beverly : Well, I want to know why they're harassing Howard.

  Lieutenant Welker : Who's Howard?

  Beverly : He had nothing to do with it. Howard, Howard is just an innocent, um...

  Lieutenant Welker : "Thing"?

  Beverly : No. Duck.

  Lieutenant Welker : Just an innocent duck?

  [Beverly nods] 

  Lieutenant Welker : [to Officer Hanson]  No wonder why I'm asking for early retirement.