My Chauffeur (1986)
Deborah Foreman: Casey Meadows
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Quotes
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Casey : [Southern Belle Accent] My, my, it's hot. But thank God it's not sticky. I just hate it when it's sticky. Listen to silly me. A sticky desert. That's as foolish as a... an intelligent woman. How ridiculous. What nonsense. God, I miss Tara.
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McBride : [McBride is addressing his drivers] We are not interested in change...
Casey : [rushing in] I'm sorry I'm late!
[she runs into Doolittle, causing him to spill his coffee into his lap]
Casey : Ohhh! Ohhh... I'm so sorry!
[she takes a handkerchief and attempt to clean him up]
McBride : [startled] What are you doing?
Casey : I came for a job.
McBride : This is Brentwood Limousine, Limited.
Casey : I know, I'm gonna be a driver.
McBride : [as Doolittle gets more and more excited by Casey's handling of him] Madam, if you continue masturbating my driver, you're going to be a murderer.
[she stops, she and Doolittle blow each other a kiss]
McBride : What do you want?
Casey : Job.
McBride : Doing what?
Casey : Driving.
McBride : Driving WHAT?
Casey : Big black limousines! Whoo... baby!
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Casey : They send me out last. You get me, you've hit bottom. I'm the last cookie in the jar.
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Casey : Oh, what are you so worried about? I'm not going to get girly bugs on you.
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Casey : Oh mister, you can't do that. you don't know how sick you're gonna be. I just went through this with my dog.
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Casey : [to Abdul] Your Excellency, do you want to wait for your bodyguard?
Bone : What do you mean? What do I look like? His manicurist? I'M his bodyguard! I'm his American bodyguard. Yeah, he's got a whole bunch of bodyguards out there. Those towlheads out there are his Arabian bodyguards. They protect him from sandstorms comming up in his face, and camel farts which make him nervous. I protect him from... from those guys because there was an artical in Scentific American that these Iranian guys get the sun beatin' on their heads. They come out of the sun and they go ape shit... and kill their superiors, their generals and stuff. I'm here to protect him from them.
Casey : Is that all right, your Excellency?
Bone : Of course it's all right! I'm his bodyguard. I'm Bone and this is... what's your name?
[Abdul does not respond]
Bone : Fine. Let's call him Abdul. Let's just drive. Lady, just drive.
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Casey : Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer?
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Casey : We've been driving around in circles for two hours. I'm getting dizzy.