One Crazy Summer (1986)

Rich Little: Disc Jockey

Quotes 

• Disc Jockey : [Closing scene]  F.M. music-money time. This is it. We're looking for caller number 50! Good luck. You're on the air!

  Uncle Frank : Hello?

  Disc Jockey : Hello!

  Uncle Frank : This the contest at the radio station?

  Disc Jockey : I hope you're sitting, 'cause you've won $1 million!

  Uncle Frank : Jesus Christ, I won!

  Disc Jockey : lt's all yours!

  Uncle Frank : This changes everything for me. I deserve this. I've been sitting, waiting, day after day, in this room waiting for your lousy song. And I've gotten through! I feel so lucky, so blessed, so powerful!

  [Accidentally yanks the phone cord out of the wall] 

  Disc Jockey : Congratulations!

  Uncle Frank : Hello?

  Disc Jockey : Hello? We seem to be cut off. Let's take another caller. You're on the air.

  Lady radio caller : Did I win?

  Disc Jockey : You sure did. You better believe it, lady. $1 million is all yours!

  Lady radio caller : l can't believe it!

  Disc Jockey : It's certainly been a great summer for you.

  Disc Jockey : [Uncle Frank goes insane and fires a rocket at the radio station]  Just a second. There's a rocket coming in here.

  [the Disc Jockey runs from the station] 

  Lady radio caller : A rocket? Wait, what about my money?

  Lady radio caller : [the station is destroyed]  Hello? Hello? ls anyone there?