Critical Condition (1987)

Bob Dishy: Dr. Foster

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• Nurse Maggie Lesser : Dr. Slattery.

  Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery]  Yes. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to pee. I don't need a second opinion for that too. I know how to hold it and everything. Do I need a second opinion for that?

  Dr. Foster : No.

  [to the nurse] 

  Dr. Foster : He doesn't need a second opinion.

• Dr. Foster : Who are you?

  Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery]  Dr. Slattery. Who are you?

  Dr. Foster : Dr. Foster.

  Kevin : Doctor, we got the same first name.

• Dr. Foster : Miss Atwood, you're standing on a malpractice time bomb. I don't intend to be in the vicinity when it explodes.

• Dr. Foster : What kind of gypsy doctor are you?

  Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery]  Wait a minute, is that a formal accusation or libelous hearsay? Because I'm an Emergency Room Doctor, I have a lawyer on call 24 hours a day to take care of nitwits like you! You'll be on your ass like white on rice.

• Kevin : [pretending to be Dr. Slattery]  You're a penis-head, you know that?

  Dr. Foster : What?

  Kevin : We're doctors! People come to us for help and they say, "Doctor, help me, please," and we help them. That's power. And you let your lawyers scare you out of that? Dammit, man, we got the greatest jobs in the world. We can park anywhere we want! Driveways, loading zones. No tickets.