Fatal Beauty (1987)
Whoopi Goldberg: Rita Rizzoli
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Quotes
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Leo Nova : [reveals bulletproof vest after being shot by Rita Rizzoli in the chest] Kevlar, bitch!
Rita Rizzoli : [shoots him again in the throat, sending him crashing into a car windshield] Smith & Wesson, asshole!
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Bartender : Do you want a glass?
Rita Rizzoli : Do I want a glass? No, wrap it in a taco dumb motherf - -er, yes I want a glass.
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Deputy Getz : Hey, stay bent over like that and I'll show you a good time.
Rita Rizzoli : Oh yeah? one quick hump and you'd be in the hospital honey.
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Deputy Getz : Hey Rizzoli, you ever get it doggy style?
Rita Rizzoli : No, but tell me, what's it like?
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Rita Rizzoli : Now, either you take your time, and get the f - - outta here, or I'm gonna cut your dick off
Cowboy Hat : [petrified] I have to go now...
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Deputy Getz : What the hell kept ya? Stopped to pick up a a sailor?
Rita Rizzoli : Yeah, I almost had one too, but your mother beat me to him.
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Zack Jaeger : I'm gonna break inside your apartment, and I'm gonna kick your ass, and then maybe for dessert I'll f - - your brains out
Rita Rizzoli : [chokes with laughter] Be still my heart!
Zack Jaeger : You's think this is a lot of talk?
Rita Rizzoli : I hope not, cause you're everything I've ever wanted in a man! I mean really, a snot-nosed little whip-dick, in designer jeans?
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Carl Jimenez : How did it go?
Rita Rizzoli : Oh fine if you don't mind getting your ass chewed. Fortunately I have more ass than he's got teeth.
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Rita Rizzoli : You know, now that I see you, it raises a question in my mind.
Conrad Kroll : Yeah, what's that?
Rita Rizzoli : Does that come in adult size?
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Rita Rizzoli : And don't call me bitch!
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Deputy Getz : [repeated exchange] Is this supposed to be funny?
Rita Rizzoli : I think so.