Big Top Pee-wee (1988)

Albert Henderson: Mr. Ryan

Quotes 

• Pee-wee : [shouts impatiently]  All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!

  Mr. Ryan : [defeatedly]  Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second!

  [finishes Pee-wee's sandwich] 

  Mr. Ryan : There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?

  Pee-wee : Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble.

  Mr. Ryan : No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke.

  [opens a barrel, knocking over Otis and Deke's chess board; extracts a pickle and hands it to Pee-wee] 

  Mr. Ryan : Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?

  Pee-wee : Mmm-hmm.

• Mr. Ryan : [Sees Pee-wee reading a magazine in his store]  I hope you're planning to buy that magazine, Pee-wee. This ain't no Library.

• Sheriff : All right, listen up, people!

  Mr. Ryan : What's up, Sheriff?

  Sheriff : I got a call from Porterville there is a big storm heading this way, you folks better go home. Smiley, you start putting up the store.

• Mr. Ryan : if ive told u once ive told you 100 times do not run in my store pee wee herman.