Casual Sex? (1988)

Danny Breen: Dr. Goodman

Quotes 

• [Melissa's dream.] 

  Dr. Goodman : The good news is that your Blue Cross will cover this visit. The bad news is that you have herpes simplex I and II, trichomonas, gonorrhea, acute

  [sic] 

  Dr. Goodman : immune deficiency syndrome related complex, vulvar lesions, secondary syphilis, venereal warts, and a potentially unbearable case of crabs.

  Melissa : But he was only the third guy in my life, and the first one didn't count!

  Dr. Goodman : Oh, all contact counts.

  Melissa : But I thought I had safe sex.

  Dr. Goodman : Oh, no sex is safe enough for you, Melissa. Well, enjoy the rest of your vacation.

  [Plunges huge needle into her.]