- Woman in Bar: Are you married?
- Lennard 'Len' Burdette: Am I married? Am I married?! Come on, I thought we were communicating here.
- Lennard 'Len' Burdette: I wouldn't mind it at all.
- Gilbert 'Gil' Hutchinson: Mind what?
- Lennard 'Len' Burdette: Fame, you know, the fame thing.
- Gilbert 'Gil' Hutchinson: For what? What would you be famous for?
- Lennard 'Len' Burdette: For being me. I mean, what do you mean? I don't know what you mean.
- Gilbert 'Gil' Hutchinson: My job is to watch, to watch things go by. That's what I'm paid for, to watch and to comment.
- Gilbert 'Gil' Hutchinson: I don't want you to be my friend, I don't want you to know anything about me. You press yourself, you respect no boundaries, you promote shallowness as a virtue, and I don't like you!
- Gilbert 'Gil' Hutchinson: You know it's strange, you look like a human being, I mean you speak clearly enough, yet I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say.
- [Last lines]
- Salesman #1: What is he again?
- Salesman #2: Some famous something.
- Salesman #1: Right, yeah, yeah. Lucky goddamn bastard!