- Jack Noah: [after being asked to be the dead dictator's imposter] Why couldn't you get Bobby DeNiro or Dustin Hoffman?
- Roberto Strausmann: Not available! I would have given my right arm to work with Bobby DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman!
- Jack Noah: [under his breath] They always say that about DeNiro and Hoffman.
- Jack Noah: [comes out later dressed as Simms] Roberto! What happened? I must have fallen asleep in the meat locker.
- Roberto Strausmann: [mouth agape at his resemblence to Simms] Bravo!
- Jack Noah: [sticks out his tongue] On Bobby DeNiro!
- Roberto Strausmann: [to Jack, pointing to hanging meat] Japanese beef. Omaha beef.
- [pointing to a hanging corpse]
- Roberto Strausmann: Alphonse Simms.
- Roberto Strausmann: Who sent for you?
- Dieter Lopez: His Excellency.
- Jack Noah: Mr. Lopez... uh... Dieter.
- Dieter Lopez: These documents need your signature.
- Roberto Strausmann: He has to read them first.
- Dieter Lopez: But of course.
- Roberto Strausmann: Leave us!
- Dieter Lopez: But, these papers are very urgent, your Excellency. It's for the new dam.
- Roberto Strausmann: Damn the dam! Get out!