Stealing Home (1988)

Harold Ramis: Alan Appleby

Quotes 

• Billy Wyatt : The Dink is Appleby's stepfather.

  Alan Appleby : He wears black socks with sandals and Bermuda shorts, smokes Parliaments and drives a Lark.

• Alan Appleby : I want to date one of those Jersey Girls, Bill. I love Jersey Girls, they wear black pointy bras and white lipstick. When they French kiss you, I bet they put their bubblegum in your mouth. These are naughty girls, Bill, they'll let us do stuff like sniff them all over-you know what I mean?