Chances Are (1989)
Christopher McDonald: Louie Jeffries
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Quotes
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[Louie talks to the Limbdrome Staff Member Omar, who asks if he wants to be a boy or a girl]
Omar : Boy or a girl?
Louie Jeffries : What's that?
Omar : You want to be reborn a boy or a girl?
Louie Jeffries : No, I don't want to be reborn at all. I want to go home right now, just as I am.
Omar : Well, that's impossible. You're between bodies right now. Look, you're a soul, a spirit. The only way to get back is to be reborn. Any problem with that?
Louie Jeffries : [sarcastically agrees] I guess not.
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[the Limbodrome Staff angel tries to explain to the nervous Louie why he feels funny]
Louie Jeffries : You know, I've been feeling very strange.
Limbodrome Staff : [the angel happily chuckles] What do you expect? Your body's cream sauce all over Wisconsin Avenue.
Limbodrome Staff : [the angel happily laughs] Here it is. End of the line. Thank you very much, and please wait.
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[first lines]
Philip Train : [Philip the best friend and best man, tells Louie the groom, he's in love with Corinne the soon-to-be married bride] Louie. There's something I have to tell you.
Louie Jeffries : [as Corinne walks up the aisle in her wedding dress] Now?
Philip Train : I'm in love with Corinne.
Louie Jeffries : [Louie smiles not taking his eyes off Corinne] I know.