Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Danny Glover: Roger Murtaugh
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Quotes
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[Rudd fires at Riggs, hitting him several times. Riggs falls, writhing in pain. Arjen's gun clicks empty. Roger aims at him]
Roger Murtaugh : [shouting] DROP IT, ASSHOLE!
Martin Riggs : [weakly] Rog...
Arjen Rudd : [holds up his wallet] Diplomatic immunity.
[Roger slowly rolls his head on his neck, takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through Rudd's wallet, and then his head]
Roger Murtaugh : It's *just been revoked*!
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[last lines]
Roger Murtaugh : I'm too old for this shit.
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[after receiving the wrong order at the drive-thru]
Leo Getz : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay? They fuck you at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
Roger Murtaugh , Martin Riggs : Shut up!
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Martin Riggs : Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone?
Roger Murtaugh : Yeah. Hey, hey. They've been... de-kaffir-nated.
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[after shooting 2 criminals with a nail gun]
Roger Murtaugh : Nailed 'em both!
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[after the envoys states that Murtaugh can't go to South Africa because he's black]
Roger Murtaugh : Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa.
Roger Murtaugh : [louder and more militant] To join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, White Minority Regime!
Leo Getz : Fascist White Regime!
Roger Murtaugh : One man, one vote!
Leo Getz : One man, one vote!
Roger Murtaugh : [Very loud] FREE SOUTH AFRICA you *dumb son of a bitch*!
Leo Getz : You *dumb son of a bitch*!
Consulate Envoy : Alright, I've had as much as I'm going to take! GET OUT!
[Security tries to remove Getz and Murtaugh, resuting in a full scale riot inside and outside the Consulate]
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Roger Murtaugh : George... Home!... Out!
George : But sir, I...
Roger Murtaugh : George, I got a gun!
George : Yes Sir!
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[about to pull Murtaugh off the booby-trapped toilet]
Martin Riggs : On three, what do ya say?
Roger Murtaugh : Okay.
Martin Riggs : One... two...
Roger Murtaugh : Wait, wait, wait!
Martin Riggs : What?
Roger Murtaugh : Do we do it on three? Or one, two, three, then do it?
Martin Riggs : It's your ass, Cochise!
Roger Murtaugh : My ass, yeah. On three.
Martin Riggs : We go on three?
Roger Murtaugh : Yeah.
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Martin Riggs : [a smoking Riggs and Murtaugh have been assigned to guard Leo] This stinks!
Capt. Murphy : I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck."
[They go to leave]
Capt. Murphy : And Riggs.
Capt. Murphy : What?
[Murphy throws Riggs a desktop no smoking sign]
Capt. Murphy : You know what that says?
Martin Riggs : Yeah, the same thing as that.
[Points to a no smoking sign on the door]
Martin Riggs : But I don't give a fuck.
[Riggs throws the sign back at Murphy, then leaves. Murphy and Murtaugh look at each other]
Roger Murtaugh : You're lucky. I have to live with that.
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[Riggs is about to drive up onto the center divider of an overpass in Trish's new car during pursuit]
Roger Murtaugh : [anxiously] You're not going to make it!
Martin Riggs : I'm gonna make it...
Roger Murtaugh : No, there's not enough room!
Martin Riggs : Sure I'll make it!
Roger Murtaugh : [shouts] You're not gonna make it!
[runs the car up onto the divider, scraping it along a metal guard-rail]
Roger Murtaugh : [screams as sparks fly] Ah, my side panel!
Martin Riggs : [ignoring Murtaugh and shouting to other driver beside them] Move over!
Roger Murtaugh : [to other driver] Get over, motherfucker!
[They pass the guardrail]
Martin Riggs : Godamnit you were right, ya know? There wasn't enough room.
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[after a wild car chase, the car looks like a wreck]
Roger Murtaugh : This was a new car, Riggs...
Martin Riggs : Well, it still is!
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Trish Murtaugh : [holds up a gold pen] Is this your pen?
Martin Riggs : Thanks,
[takes it]
Martin Riggs : I keep losing it.
[he goes back to cuting up the vegetables]
Trish Murtaugh : Something's wrong.
Martin Riggs : Naw, not really, just another goddamn pen.
[He ignores her for awhile]
Trish Murtaugh : You were saying about the pen.
Martin Riggs : Oh, it just reminds me of something thats all.
Trish Murtaugh : Reminds you of what?
Martin Riggs : Ah, reminds me of the night Vicki was killed.
Trish Murtaugh : [pause] I didn't mean to push.
Martin Riggs : Hang on that ok, we never talked about this did we.
[pauses]
Martin Riggs : Well, I supposed to be meeting her for dinner and you know one of those romantic dinners for two. I was up to my eyeballs in work and I forgot about the whole thing.
[puts the cut up vegetables into a pot]
Martin Riggs : I guess she waited in the restaurant for an hour before she decided to drive home alone. It was midnight before I got home, I got home to a ringing phone, so naturally I answered it. They told me she was killed in a car crash.
[pauses]
Martin Riggs : I should have been driving, I guess we would have been all right, huh. Anyway I remember falling down on my knees and I started shaking all over and I remember thinking I'm losing it, I'm losing it. So there I was lying on the living room floor. Lying there and I'm seeing under the couch and I see this gold pen. Gold pen just lying under the couch, I've been looking, haven't seen it in two months, there it is.
[laughs slightly]
Martin Riggs : She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said GET UP NOW. I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen.
Roger Murtaugh : [walks in] Gold pen? Hey, Trish found one in the laundry the other day.
[Trish and Martin look at each other]
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[after falling into a hotel swimming pool]
Martin Riggs : Where were you man? You my partner or what? Why didn't you follow me down?
Leo Getz : Yeah, why didn't you follow him down?
Roger Murtaugh : Shut up! From seven floors up?
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[Admiring the view over L.A]
Roger Murtaugh : That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here?
Martin Riggs : Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it!
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Leo Getz : Hey hey hey! Listen, if we're going, shouldn't I have a gun?
Martin Riggs , Roger Murtaugh : NO!
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Murtaugh : You are not dead until I tell you! Got that Riggs?
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[Leo Getz explaining money laundering]
Leo Getz : Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don't even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?
Martin Riggs : You're a swindler!
Roger Murtaugh : Cheat!
Leo Getz : Everyone cheats a little bit... look at the Pentagon!
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Capt. Murphy : Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin' out of the department's budget!
Roger : Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands.
Capt. Murphy : Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!
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[Murtaugh is holding a wounded Riggs in his arms after killing Aryan]
Martin Riggs : Hey Rog, could you reach into my pocket there?
[Murtaugh reaches into Riggs's pants pocket, and pulls out a pack of cigarettes, thinking he wants a last smoke before he dies]
Roger Murtaugh : Here you go.
Martin Riggs : I, I want you to throw those things away, those things'll kill ya.
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Nick Murtaugh : Hey, Hey, what's that your eating dad?
Roger Murtaugh : My tuna fish sandwich
Trish Murtaugh , Rianne Murtaugh , Nick Murtaugh , Carrie Murtaugh : TUNA!
Carrie Murtaugh : Daddy, you can't eat tuna
Roger Murtaugh : I can't eat what
Carrie Murtaugh : Mom, dad killed flipper
Trish Murtaugh : [as Rianne points to her shirt] We're boycotting tuna honey because they kill the dolphins that get's caught in the nets, ONLY albacore
Roger Murtaugh : Alba what
Nick Murtaugh : why don't have a ham sandwich
Martin Riggs : Hey, eat Miss Piggy instead
Rianne Murtaugh : [Rianne laughs and accidentally slaps Martin in the face] Oh, I'm sorry
Martin Riggs : It's only my eye
Roger Murtaugh : [to Martin] Ha, Ha, Ha
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Roger Murtaugh : [furious after watching Rianne's condom commercial] Trish, take the kids upstairs.
Carrie Murtaugh : Daddy, we learn about this every day in Human Development. Chill out.
Roger Murtaugh : [shouts] Hu- human what? Human Development what? Trish?
Carrie Murtaugh : Development, Daddy. Chill out!
Roger Murtaugh : Human Development!
Trish Murtaugh : Come on, guys, upstairs, upstairs!
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[after Riggs and Leo have a rude confrontation]
Leo Getz : Oh I get it.
[Points to Riggs then Murtaugh]
Leo Getz : Bad cop, good cop.
Roger Murtaugh : Shut up.
Leo Getz : Oh okay, bad cop, bad cop.
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[At the South African Consulate]
Roger Murtaugh : How you doin'?
[his handshake is ignored by the Envoy]
Consulate Envoy : I think there must be some mistake.
Roger Murtaugh : Say what?
Consulate Envoy : Listen to your friend here, he knows what he's talking about. I don't think you want to go to South Africa.
Roger Murtaugh : Why not?
Consulate Envoy : Because you're black!
Leo Getz : [to Murtaugh] You are.
[to Envoy]
Leo Getz : He is.
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[after Riggs just destroyed a house on a cliff]
Roger Murtaugh : Riggs, you crazy son of a bitch!
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[Riggs crouches down under Roger's toilet, and sees the bomb planted there]
Roger Murtaugh : Tell me I'm not fucked.
Martin Riggs : [under his breath] He's fucked...
[louder]
Martin Riggs : Well, okay, but I'd be lying.
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[after being sealed into a ship container, Riggs and Murtaugh turn on the lights and find themselves surrounded by bales of money]
Roger Murtaugh : Holy shit... thousands... freakin' millions! BILLIONS! Fucking Donald Trump Lotto.
[pulls out a handful]
Roger Murtaugh : These are thousand dollar bills! Man, with what I'm holding in my hand, I could put all my kids through college.
Martin Riggs : Why don't you take it?
Roger Murtaugh : [after a pause, throws the money down] Fuckin' drug money, man!
Martin Riggs : So what? Do something good with it. Rudd's not gonna need it, not where he's going.
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Athlete on T.V : Another day, another hobby.
Roger Murtaugh : Yeah another day, another hobby. What's new?
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[Riggs has just dismantled the stilt house, with Murtaugh and Leo narrowly escaping before it collapsed]
Roger Murtaugh : [screaming over the cliff] Riggs, you crazy mother...
[he quickly leaves with Leo]
Martin Riggs : [jumping up and down in a excited frenzy as he watches the burning remnants of the house] Yeah!
