Mary Woronov: Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian
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Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Would you believe that I was a virgin when I got married?
Clare Lipkin : Well, so was I, according to my publicist.
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[first lines]
Clare Lipkin : On earth, as it is in heaven, Give us this day, our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those that trespass against us, Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, For thine is the Kingdom and the power...
Zandra : Mother, how much longer do we have to have Daddy at the table?
Clare Lipkin : And the glory...
Dr. Van Kamp : It is pushing it, Clare. Sidney's been dead a week already.
Clare Lipkin : For *ever*. Amen.
Dr. Van Kamp , Zandra , Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Amen.
Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Now, leave Clare alone.
Clare Lipkin : It's so hard to let go. To say goodbye.
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Howard : Oh my balls! I have no balls Liz! All I have is a fat set of petty dictators sewn up in cheap leather.
Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Howard I am really worried about you.
Howard : A couple of greedy monsters dangling in a smarmy woman's purse. the kind you buy at Q-Mart. Monogamy was my kingdom and they have exiled me!
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Peter : I wouldn't go to Africa, Beth.
Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : We're not going to *that* Africa. We're going to the *good* Africa.
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Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Why are you telling me this?
To-Bel : Shall I be honest?
Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Please.
To-Bel : Just the mood I was in.
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Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Want to get your paws full of honey? Said, furry bear.
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Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : You screwed Juan?
To-Bel : The other one, eh, what's his name? Um, Frank. It was so degrading. I felt like some fabulous farm animal.
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Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Well, here I am. See Liz pack. See Liz run. See Liz hide.
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Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : My husband was intimidated by my brain.
Clare Lipkin : Oh, they shit on us for years and we get addicted to the humiliation.
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Clare Lipkin : What was Howard like in bed?
Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : He was a diamond cutter.
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Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Its been nine months since we're separated and I feel like a virgin again. I haven't let anyone touch me.
Clare Lipkin : You're kidding!
Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : All the men that I'm attracted to, either turn out to be gay or they want to take over!
Clare Lipkin : I don't think you're setting your sights low enough.
