Crocodile Hunter (1989)

Alex Man: Officer Chuan Mak Yuen, 'Bad Odor' Chuan

Quotes 

• Happy Chiu : You must be 'Bad Odor' Chuan.

  Chuan Mak Yuen : How dare you call me names!

• Chuan Mak Yuen : Honey, do you wear that dress to lure people for sex?

  Female Passerby : That's none of your business.

• Chuan Mak Yuen : Honey, shall we go to see a show some day?

  Female Passerby : When there's moonlight on New Year's Eve.

  [smiles at Happy as she leaves] 

  Happy Chiu : She's smiling at me.

  Chuan Mak Yuen : She's smiling at you only because you're a lout.

• Bitchy Yuen Ying : Hey, got a cigarette?

  Happy Chiu : No.

  Bitchy Yuen Ying : A cop without cigarettes out of 30,000 in Hong Kong?

  Chuan Mak Yuen : Hey, Bitch. Don't be so cocky.

  Bitchy Yuen Ying : Why don't you rape me!

• Bitchy Yuen Ying : Sorry, Madam. I won't be such a fink.

  [to Chuan, in English] 

  Bitchy Yuen Ying : Eat yourself!

  Chuan Mak Yuen : Repeat that in Chinese, please.

  Bitchy Yuen Ying : Enroll in Josiah Lau's English class, kid.

• Chuan Mak Yuen : [after being burned with a barrel of boiling water]  Kindness has good returns!

• Chuan Mak Yuen : [to 'Bitch' Yuen Ying]  You can't clean your mouth with water. Use acid, idiot.

• Chuan Mak Yuen : You may curse my mom, but not my wife.

  Happy Chiu : Okay. Curse mom.

  Chuan Mak Yuen : Curse my auntie then, if not my mom.

• [after Chuan runs around naked during the final gunfight] 

  Chuan Mak Yuen : Ha, ha! I've got a gun at last! I'm still naked, though. Let me cover up.

  [Puts a bag over his head]