Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989)

Steven Brill: Barfly

Quotes 

• Barfly : It's a nice dress.

  Ann : Thanks. I thought so, too.

  Barfly : Looks like a tablecloth.

• Barfly : This is too much. I'm wearing red, you're wearing red. That's quite a coincidence...

  Ann : Look, I'm married.

  Barfly : Really? Are you very married?

  Ann : Married enough

  Barfly : Oh. Oh. I see. Well, that shouldn't stop us...

  Ann : I'm just here to see my sister. OK?

  Barfly : Oh, really? Who's your sister?... Is she married?

• Barfly : OK, now, you're wearing blue, I'm wearing blue. Is this some sort of weird coincidence?

  Ann : I don't think so.

  Barfly : I think it's something more.

  Ann : Do you live here?

  Barfly : No. I'm just passing through.

• Ann : I brought you this. I knew it was your birthday.

  [Hands Cynthia a potted plant] 

  Cynthia : Thanks.

  Barfly : It's a nice plant. Looks like a tablecloth.

• Barfly : Are you an assassin?

  Cynthia : Excuse me?

  Barfly : You're just an errand boy - sent by the grocer - to collect the bill. It's my Brando. That's pretty good, isn't it? Marlon Brando?