The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990–1996)
Karyn Parsons: Hilary Banks, Self
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Quotes
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Hilary : Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.
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Geoffrey : [handing Carlton a big brown bag] Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother, so on your way out, would you mind taking out the garbage?
Carlton : Do I look like Roc?
Will : [sitting at the kitchen table] I don't know, Carlton. Maybe if you shaved your head bald and sanded down the square part.
Carlton : [ignores Will and hands Ashley the bag] Ashley, you take out the garbage!
Ashley Banks : Why me?
Carlton : Because I'm bigger than you.
Will : See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.
Carlton : They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters.
Ashley Banks : [Carlton walks out of the kitchen while Ashley is holding the trash bag; Hilary walks into the kitchen and Ashley hands her the bag] Here, Hilary, you take it out!
Hilary : Out where?
Ashley Banks : To the trash cans! You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car?
Hilary : Oh, thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids!
[Hilary takes the brown garbage bag from Ashley]
Hilary : THIS IS GROSS! I don't touch greasy, disgusting things!
Will : Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.
Hilary : [Hilary walks up to Will and shoves the trash bag to him] You take it!
Will : Yo, girl!
Hilary : And for your information, dinner comes first!
[Hilary walks out of the kitchen]
Will : Oh, it's like that, right? You're just gonna slam garbage at me!
[Uncle Phil walks in the room]
Phillip Banks : Good morning, Will.
Will : Good morning, Uncle Phil.
[Will hands Phil the dirty garbage bag]
Will : Here's your lunch!
Phillip Banks : [Phil takes the bag and walk out of the house] Thank you!
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Hilary : Face it, you're a taker.
Carlton : Oh, I'M a taker, Miss 'Daddy, can I have five-hundred dollars?'
Hilary : Oh, right, Mister 'Hey Big Guy, how about a copy of your will in case something happens to you?'
Carlton : That's called prudent planning.
Hilary : Yeah, if your last name is Menendez.
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Will : [about the house] Yo, this is better than Love Boat! This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing.
Phillip Banks : Hold on just a minute, son. We promised your mother that you're here to work hard, straighten out and learn some good old-fashioned American values...
Hilary : [walks in] Dad, I need $300!
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Hilary : I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. Every time we cut down a tree, it just takes us one step closer to global warming. And we must do it not just for ourselves or our children, but for all of humanity.
Margaret Furth : Why, I never knew it was such a problem. I think it's great that you have the courage to want to do something about it.
Hilary : Thanks. It's my passion.
Margaret Furth : Where should I make a donation?
Hilary : I don't know.