Wings (1990–1997)
Thomas Haden Church: Lowell Mather
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Quotes
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Brian Hackett : Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited.
Casey Chappel Davenport : Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30
Roy Biggins : Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?
Lowell Mather : No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer!
Brian Hackett : Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich.
Lowell Mather : Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich.
Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Everyone loves the big sandwich.
Roy Biggins : A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done.
Casey Chappel Davenport : All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon.
Lowell Mather : How many feet did you get?
Casey Chappel Davenport : It doesn't come by the foot.
Lowell Mather : Then how do you know when your full?
Casey Chappel Davenport : I gotta get off this Island
[leaves quickly]
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Joe Hackett : Lowell, where you going?
Lowell Mather : Oh, to clear my mind.
Roy Biggins : Shouldn't take long. One good sneeze ought to do it.
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Lowell Mather : I've had this nagging feeling all day that I'm forgetting something.
Roy Biggins : My guess is you get that feeling a lot.
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Lowell Mather : There must be a really good movie playing. She keeps calling me asking if I'm up for a little matinée.
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Casey Chappel Davenport : How many of those have you drunk?
Lowell Mather : Let's see, the machine holds 40... 80!
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Lowell Mather : I'm actually a lot like a camel. I can go for months without water.
Roy Biggins : You've only gone twelve hours; you're *way* too much like a camel already.
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Lowell Mather : I give blood all the time. Just between you and me, Roy, I'll do anything for a sugar cookie.
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Helen : [Helen is leaving Lowell in charge of the restaurant counter as she heads out of work early] You sure you're gonna be okay with everything, Lowell?
Lowell Mather : Aw, yeah. Don't you worry about a thing; you just go off and have a wonderful time. Where are you going, anyway?
Helen : Uh, I would really rather not say.
Lowell Mather : Aw, come on.
Helen : Well, if you must know, I'm going to see my OB/GYN.
Lowell Mather : Fine, be that way. I'm having dinner with my M-o-m-m-y.
