Wings (1990–1997)
Tim Daly: Joe Montgomery Hackett
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Quotes
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Helen : You care more about this *stupid* plane than you do about me!
Joe Hackett : Me? You're the one with the cello between her legs eight hours a day!
Helen : Well, at least that gives me some satisfaction!
Joe Hackett : Yeah, well, at least when I'm in the plane I get some sense of movement!
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Joe Hackett : One minute we were smackin' each other with meat, then it got weird.
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Joe Hackett : Lowell, where you going?
Lowell Mather : Oh, to clear my mind.
Roy Biggins : Shouldn't take long. One good sneeze ought to do it.
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Joe Hackett : What have we got that's worth fifteen thousand dollars?
Brian Hackett : You are sitting on it.
Joe Hackett : I am NOT going in that line of work.
Brian Hackett : I'm talking about taking out a mortgage on the house, and DON'T flatter yourself.
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[trying to intimidate Fay's mystery admirer]
Joe Hackett : I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Joe : If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas.
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Brian Hackett : [after a suggestion is made to make s'mores] No, I hate s'mores!
Joe : How could you hate s'mores?
Brian Hackett : Because that's the stupidest name for a food, like "It's so good, I want s-more," Those are so stupid, they should be called stupids!
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[Joe is dressed as Pinocchio]
Joe Hackett : Look at me, would I lie to you?
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[describing Helen and Lowell's date]
Helen : ...then he kissed my hand.
Brian Hackett : Where was your hand?
Joe Hackett : Hello!
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Antonio : [after Joe's Anxiety attack, Antonio walks in Joe's office to make sure he's alright. He finds him holding a squeezable doll in his hand] What's with the Dolly?
Joe Hackett : The Doctor gave it to me. I'm supposed to squeeze "Mr. Googi" whenever I feel I might pinch over again.
Antonio : So there's nothing physically wrong with you
[then adds in a sarcastic subtle tone]
Antonio : You're just a nut case.
Joe Hackett : [In an angry provoked tone] Look I'm not...
Helen : Calm Down honey, no body thinks you're crazy. Just squeeze Mr. Googi & visualize your happy place
[after a two second pause]
Helen : Don't get confused again and squeeze your happy place and visualize Mr. Googi!
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Joe Hackett : This is the dumbest thing Brian's ever done, and he once painted me blue.
