Crazy People (1990)
Dudley Moore: Emory Leeson
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Quotes
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Kathy : Who here wants to be an ad-man?
[several hands go up]
Emory Leeson : Who here wants to be a fire engine?
[everyone raises their hands, with several standing and commenting things like "Ooh, I do!" and "Me! Pick me!"]
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[Drucker is being interviewed on Larry King's TV program]
Charles Drucker : Total honesty in advertising began as a vision I had when I was a young ad man in Milwaukee...
Emory Leeson : I don't believe that jerk!
Saabs : I like Larry King!
Emory Leeson : I'm talking about Drucker! He took all the credit!
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Kathy : Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back.
Emory Leeson : But you're pretty. I mean, really pretty.
Kathy : Yes, but I don't have the problems normally associated with prettiness... because, when I was a child, I looked like Ed McMahon.
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Kathy : Hold me. Please hold me.
Emory Leeson : I am holding you.
Kathy : I know, but it's a woman thing. I have to say it.
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Emory Leeson : Take me away from here; I'll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant!
Stephen : I have to go.
Emory Leeson : You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either.