Flight of the Intruder (1991)

Jared Chandler: Lt. J.G. Jack 'Razor' Barlow

Quotes 

• Razor : You're third Generation Mafia, sir!

• Boxman : [preparing to go into Po City]  Preflight, kid: money?

  Razor : Yeah, I got some.

  Boxman : Prophylactics?

  Razor : I got two!

  Boxman : Oh yeah? I always carry twenty-six myself.

  [Razor giggles] 

  Boxman : That's not a joke!

• Cdr. Camparelli : [Reprimanding the men after a barfight]  Now what's this crap about you attempting to feed a merchant seaman to some alligators?

  Lt. Jake Grafton : They were crocodiles, sir.

  Cdr. Camparelli : I don't give a damn! Now go on.

  Lt. Jake Grafton : Well, I attempted to throw the aforementioned puke to the crocodiles, sir, when his belt caught on the railing and I, failed. An altercation then ensued, sir!

  Cdr. Camparelli : Seven hundred bucks damage, thirty men in the brig and... an alligator injured. And you got away?

  Lt. Jake Grafton : Using escape and evasion techniques, sir, I was able to avoid being captured. And sir? We didn't hurt that crocodile. He was fine when we left.

  Razor : Yeah, he was okay, Skipper!

• Razor : [meeting the squadron for the first time]  I'm Lieutenant j.g. Jack Barlow.

  Pilots : Sit down, asshole!