Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)

Barry McGovern: Luggage Salesman

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• Luggage Salesman : This is our premier steamer trunk, it's all handmade, only the finest materials. It's even watertight, tight as a drum. If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice.

  Joe Banks : I'll take four of them.

  Luggage Salesman : May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.

• Luggage Salesman : Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?

  Joe Banks : No.

  Luggage Salesman : It's the central preoccupation of my life.

• Joe Banks : And then I'll be staying on a tiny island and I don't know if I'll be living in a hut, or what.

  Luggage Salesman : Very exciting... as a luggage problem!