Men at Work (1990)
John Putch: Mike
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Quotes
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Louis : Faster James! We're losing them!
James : I got it to the floor, Lewis!
Mike : [James gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car, turns on his flashlight and walks towards the driver's side of the truck] Well, well! Lookie what we got!
[looks to Jeff standing at the back of the truck]
James : I am in no mood for this Mike! Just go ahead snd write the damn ticket so we can all move on with our lives!
Mike : Well, that might be such an easy thing to do there, Jimbo. See, you were doing 75 in a 35. And you ran a red light. That's wreckless driving as far as I'm concerned!
[shines the flashlight in the cab]
Mike : Who else you got with ya there, Jimbo?
[sees the gagged pizza man]
Mike : What the hell is going on here?
James : Heh, heh, heh... you're, you're never gonna believe this Mike! Heh, heh heh... I'm totally flattered, I can't even come up with a good lie!
Mike : Heh heh heh! What'd I tell you, James? I knew you were crooked! And I knew I'd catch up to you sooner or later!
[draws his gun]
Mike : All right, everyone of the vehicle right now!
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Dog : [Morning rises on Mike and Jeff still in their underwear, Mike still bent over Jeff, handcuffed to the merry-go-round. A dog walks up to the awkard pair and cocks his head]
Mike : Hey, it's not what it looks like. We're respectable peace officers.
Dog : Bark!
Jeff, Cop : See, it's all, one great big, funny mix-up...
Dog : [dog goes over next to the merry-go-round, heists his leg, and pees, which hits Mike and Jeff]
Mike : Ugh! No!
Jeff, Cop : No!
Mike : Shoo!
Jeff, Cop : Shoo!
Mike : Shoo!
Jeff, Cop : Shoo!
Dog : [the dog trots off]