Doug (1991–1994)

Fred Newman: Porkchop, Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine, Mr. Bud Dink, Buddy 'Bud' Dink, Skeeter Valentine, Bud Dink, Mr. Dink, Ned Cauphee, Skeeter, Dale Valentine, Dr. Dorsel, Grandma Opal, Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine, Ned Cauphee

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Quotes 

• [said every time Mr. Dink shows Doug something he bought] 

  Bud Dink : It was very expensive.

• Doug : [Doug ordering from the Honker Burger for the first time]  Hi, I'd like three hamburgers, one no pickles, one no onions, one fish sandwich, four fries, and four grape sodas.

  Honker Burger Cashier : [pause]  I can't understand a word you say.

  Doug : Huh?

  [Doug tries again to no avail] 

  Skeeter : Hey, man, let me take care of it. The new kid wants three moo cows, one no cucs, one no sneakers, one wet one, four cubers, and four from the vine. Do you want anything else?

  Doug : [dumbstruck]  How do you order a salad from the salad bar?

  Skeeter : [Skeeter turns to the cashier]  One salad from the salad bar!

• Skeeter : [every time Skeeter says hi to Doug]  Yo Doug!

  [makes nasal noise] 

  Skeeter : Ha ha.

• Joe Valentine : That music's so loud I can't hear myself think. Skeeter, could you pass the... stuff in the boat that's brown and

  Skeeter : The gravy?

  Joe Valentine : Yeah. So tell me about the, uh...

  Skeeter : Beets concert.

  Joe Valentine : Right. Skeeter, pass the mashed... the mashed...

  Skeeter : Potatoes?

• Bud Dink : Dear remember the first time I asked you to dance?

  Mrs. Dink : Yes dear.

  Bud Dink : And do you remember what you said?

  Mrs. Dink : Yes, go away and leave me alone.

  Bud Dink : Oh you do remember, but still you eventually said yes, and I swept you off your feet.

  Mrs. Dink : And into the refreshment table dear.

  Bud Dink : Still wasn't that hospital state room nice?

• Bud Dink : I'm Dink, Bud Dink. You can call me Mister Dink! And this it my wife, Tippy. Most people call her Mrs. Dink, but I usually call her on a telephone!

  [laughs]