British Men Behaving Badly (1992–2014)
Neil Morrissey: Tony
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Quotes
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Tony : [Tony has been trying to tattoo himself with a darning needle] It was going to read "Deborah, I love you", but now I'm just going for "Deb".
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Tony : Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?
Gary Strang : Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.
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Tony : [trying to get Deborah to sleep with him, she is into astrology at the time] I must lie down here in conjunction with you...
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Deborah : Oh look Tony I'm really sorry if I've hurt you.
Tony : How do you mean?
Deborah : Oh, y'know, me going out with Ray.
Tony : Hardly even noticed to be honest.
Deborah : So why did you open the window and shout "get lost smug estate agent bastard" at him?
Tony : No, you see that wasn't him, that was this other estate agent on the other side of the road.
Deborah : And he says he caught you pushing potato peelings through his car window.
Tony : Oh yeah, I did do that. What, so you want me to stop?