The Red Green Show (1991–2006)
Graham Greene: Edgar K. B. Montrose
Quotes
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Edgar Montrose : Your wife left you? Blow up the stove. Otherwise you'll start cooking for yourself and that's dangerous.
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Red Green : [trying to unscrew a jar of nitroglycerin] It would work better if that finger wasn't missing.
Edgar Montrose : Oh, it's not missing, Red. I know exactly where it is. It's back up at the quarry, still pointing at the "no smoking" sign.