Tarzán (1991–1995)

Wolf Larson: Tarzan

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Quotes 

• [after a crash] 

  Jane : Where's my Jeep?

  Tarzan : Jane's Jeep became good friends with a tree.

  Jane : It did, huh?... Okay.

• Tarzan : Sometimes Jane's mind works so hard that her eyes do not see.

  Jane : And what is that supposed to...

  [Jane trips on a rock and falls] 

  Tarzan : Jane made Tarzan's point.

  Jane : Ha ha.

• [about his parents] 

  Tarzan : They died, Tarzan lived. Why?

  Jane : The jungle needed you.

• Dan : Okay, how do I explain this? When you're a star, everybody knows you.

  Tarzan : Everybody knows Dan: Jane, Roger, Cheetah...

  Dan : No, no, no, Tarzan, I mean everybody all around the world. You're in the newspaper every day, you're on TV every day, you sign autographs.

  Tarzan : Autographs?

  Dan : Yeah, you write your name on a piece of paper.

  Tarzan : Why?

  Dan : Because you're famous! Because everybody wants a piece of you. That's what makes them happy.

  Tarzan : The sun makes people happy. Trees make people happy. Why does a piece of paper make people happy?

  [pause] 

  Dan : I'll have to get back to you on that.

• Tarzan : Jane is very stubborn.

  Jane : I had a good teacher.

• Starr Reilly : You're sure you've never heard of me?

  Tarzan : Tarzan is sure.

  Starr Reilly : What, you don't have a CD player? Okay, a radio? Now come on, you must watch videos!

  Tarzan : Tarzan watches the jungle. That is enough.

• Tarzan : In Tarzan's jungle, it is more important to protect the living than to protect memories.

• Jane : How do you always make everything so simple?

  Tarzan : Practice.

• Jane : You could have told me there was water nearby before I made a fool of myself.

  Tarzan : Jane is not a fool. Just wrong.